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The Chucklehead T-Shirt

$35.00 CAD
100% OF PROFITS WILL BE DONATED TO THE RAINBOW RAILROAD* (rainbowrailroad.org)
This is the Chucklehead Tee, the shirt that takes a man who hates queer people and turns him into a walking donation machine for Rainbow Refugee. Every cent of profit goes straight to their work supporting LGBTQ+ refugees building safe new lives in Canada.

Which means simply wearing this tee does more good than anything Chucklehead has done in his entire timeline.

The shirt itself is soft, durable, and comfortable, so you can feel good in every sense. You get a solid tee with a cause behind it. Rainbow Refugee gets real support for housing, legal help, and community care. Chucklehead gets the heartbreak of knowing he accidentally became a fundraiser for queer safety. Beautiful.

If you want a shirt that fits well, feels great, and irritates all the right people, this is the one.
*Until December 31 2025; receipts will be posted.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 34-37 15 ⅝
M 29 38-41 17
L 30 42-45 18 ½
XL 31 46-49 20
2XL 32 50-53 21 ½
3XL 33 54-57 22 ¾
4XL 34 58-61 24 ¼
5XL 35 62-65 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 86.4-94 39.7
M 73.7 96.5-104.1 43.2
L 76.2 106.7-114.3 47
XL 78.7 116.8-124.5 50.8
2XL 81.3 127-134.6 54.6
3XL 83.8 137.2-144.8 58
4XL 86.4 147.3-155 61.5
5XL 89 157.5-165 64.3
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For a great cause

Each year, a portion of net revenue is donated to the Gord Downie & Chanie Wenjack Fund, helping create a path toward reconciliation between Indigenous and non-Indigenous peoples.

A Thank you from Tod

Thank you so much for buying some merch! This helps me keep producing content about Canadian identity, history, and pride. It really makes a difference.